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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:52
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
No way
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Why Circle's ‘Super Positive’ IPO Could be Bullish for Ethereum: Analysts - Decrypt
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is UnitedHealth a Millionaire Maker? - Yahoo Finance
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
49ers' Williams healthy, introspective in year 16 - ESPN
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
The President Is Dead (In Helldivers 2) - Kotaku
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...